April 8, 2014

YOU KNOW I WOULD RATHER WALK ON MY LIPS THAN SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ANYONE...EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO THE RED CARPET AT LAST NIGHT'S ASSOCIATION OF COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS...I MEAN...BLESS THEIR HEARTS

 ok...first of all, isn't this like the weekend host of The Insider?  Why is she getting photographed on the red carpet -- and I'm hoping the blinding glare off the (yellow/green/neon?) dress prevented her from being able to see what shoes she was putting on because...
 She was getting ready to take a selfie for her Windblown Wayback (only on one side) Wednesdays...you just KNOW she has a banana clip somewhere in that 'do, or two, ok?!


Ok -- the suit is horrible and I almost left it alone until I realized he wasn't a claymation figure from a new stop-action cartoon series (how skinny are his legs?)...and that "natural hair" -- and i can't even begin with the "sheer" dress... (note to self, if you're going to wear a "nudie" under a gown, make sure it matches your SPRAY ON TAN...not your skin color!)

  i love me some Kacey Musgraves because she's very talented and if she wasn't such a multi-tasker she would have realized  the designer was supposed to make 42 other puerto rican prom dresses out of that bunched up material at the end that looks like it weighs 700 lbs (or the designer was supposed to make 7,000 shower curtain liners, tomato/tomahto...)
 Hips don't lie but apparently friends, mirrors, managers, publicists and stylists  do lie...kinda like "A country duet with Shakira, FABULOUS IDEA...")
 No one... I mean NO ONE does this to my girl Martina McBride...I wanna know who the eff it was.Pronto, you bastard!

 Faith looks amazing...if she and Tim get a divorce as rumor has it, she and her shoulder pads will be a huge hit in Dallas or Denver or Falcon Crest...
 See you in WeHo next year, kiddo...
 One comment:  orange and red clash.
Two of the best darned "female impersonators" around...well done, guys!  Just kidding, give that big Kardashian a break...and leave britney alone...)