May 30, 2012

On the Eve of the Kick-Off of the Largest World Tour Ever By a Solo Artist: Madonna



She's set to kick off what's being called the largest world tour by any solo artist in history (and remember, her LAST tour was the biggest tour in history by a solo artist so you can only imagine what this extravaganza is going to be like)!  Things have been kept top secret but I do know a few things (and I'll save the best for last):

3) Madonna walks a tightrope the full the length of her giant stage -- being inspired by the bouncing on the rope boy during her Super Bowl half time show this year, Madonna endured intense training with some of the most famous tight rope walkers and acrobats to learn how to do it -- she's always walked a thin line an now she's going to do it up in the air. Fabulous.
2)  Madonna's going to be performing revamped and updated versions of several songs she hasn't performed in decades such as "Papa Don't Preach" and "Express Yourself"
1) Speaking of "Express Yourself," I do believe the battle between Gaga and M'donna will finally see one  Queen evolve from the rubble as Madonna has incorporated a mashup of "Express Yourself" and Gaga's "Born This Way" which was criticized by fans and foes for being a complete ripoff of one of the Material Girls' biggest hits.  And now, Madonna will let you decide for yourself as she performs them both!!!  FAB-U-LOUS!!  (below is the just unveiled artwork of the MDNA World Tour 2012 Program...what can I say...FAB-U-LOUS!)

GOOD LUCK TOMORROW AND YOU TEL AVIV BASTARDS -- CONGRATS FOR BEING THE FIRST TO SEE WHAT IS SURE TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST LIVE SPECTACLES EVER.