October 25, 2011
ROECKER PREDICTION: GAGA AND CHER GONNA DEBUT "THE GREATEST THING" LIVE ON GRAMMY NOMINATION SHOW NOVEMBER 30 ON CBS
Mark my words all you little monsters and chersters -- there is a reason we haven't heard the much-hyped duet "The Greatest Thing" yet that was supposed to debut in September. The track has been fully recorded by both, picked over by everyone, fine-tuned, regrooved and reinvented for what is sure to be THE "Enough is Enough" of our, or your, generation!! How does one debut such an historic event track -- keeping in mind that it could just possibly wipe out the entire drag queen (and king, sorry Joe) populotion if they dare to try to match the gaynecessity of this liberace-rolling-over-in-his-piano pairing! Ms. Gaga has launched a couple of her singles -- including the ginormous "Born This Way" by kicking off the Grammy Awards. The Grammy nomination special that could use even 1 or 2 viewers is November 30th this year and the Academy just announced Gaga and some country guy are first two performers named. Now, you don't just "oh by the way" announce a Lady Gaga performance with some country hottie. Therefor, I predict two things: 1) Cher and Lady Gaga will open that nominations show with their single for the first time and 2) CBS might actually get some Jersey-worthy numbers because of it!