March 23, 2011

Sammy Hagar Says He was Abducted by Aliens...Before the Cell Phone... Reports:
Former Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar insists in a new interview that he has been abducted by aliens. "[Aliens] were plugged into me," says the singer. "It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren't even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, 'Fuck, they downloaded something into me!' Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment."

Bless his heart...